About “All dolled up, part deux…”_
I like that my daughter saw your son crap his pants. I don’t know if you heard, but all through dinner she kept telling him, “You have to find your true love. She could be in this restaurant.” Probably she scared the **** out of him.
Anyway, this is good. This is what marriage is really about. First you meet your prince in the restaurant. You go on a honeymoon and have babies. Then you spend your golden years following him to the bathroom so you can help him wipe.
That is way more reality than The Bachelor will ever show.