Are you saying that my extra five pounds (okay, ten; climb off) are not due to menopause if I can trace them back…oh, forty years or so? Really?
How about my irritability? Memory problems? I had the damnedest time with the fourth-grade spelling bee.
Maybe I’m not even in menopause! I mean, I didn’t have a period when I was a kid, either. I’m young again!!!!!
Is that what you mean? We think we’re going through The Change, but, really, we are who we’ve always been.
I always had a little line between my brows when I smiled…so I’m not really wrinkled–
The entire theory just fell apart.
Back to the drawing board….