I guess I’ve let the suspense build long enough (and, I got distracted) so I’m finally back with the answer to the stupefying question: “What legendary pop star did Wendy go to grammar school with?” Answer (imagine a drumroll here…thrrrrrrrrrrrrr) MICHEAL JACKSON! Yes! It’s true. Back before he was an ABC Delicious super star, Wendy used to hang out with his little brother, Randy Jackson…at their house! (And, no, I’m not talkin’ ’bout the American Idol judge, dawg). Their families–the Warrens and the Jacksons–lived in the same neighborhood. Apparently, Randy would invite her, and her brother, over to color and draw and Micheal would be there and he’d lean over the table and study her art (he was a few years older) and make these really deep comments about the content and form of her stick people.
But, why am I telling this? Wendy? Get on here, woman and do that impression you do, of Micheal Jackson giving you an art lesson. It’s priceless. Speaking of priceless, he drew some pictures with her and gave her some and…SHE THREW THEM AWAY!
Crrrraaaaaap. Well, there’s always the Pillsbury Bake-off.