Heard this week from my mom friends:
“If I see you trying to drown your brother one more time…”
“Don’t hit your sister with that lizard. That is not nice. That poor lizard.”
“Well, how did you get bird poop in your cereal? You’ve been inside all morning.”
“Buddy, please don’t rinse your mouth again with that water. That’s where the geese go poo.”
Your turn! Share some crazy mom talk!