Darn it! Yesterday, I couldn’t remember a darned thing that my kids say for Toohotmama’s KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS segment. I thought and I thunk till my thinker was stuck and then I remembered! My number one daughter is learning to drive! I’m teaching her and she has said a few darned things while we are in the car. This is probably the darndest thing she said, right after she crashed into a boulder in our driveway.
“Gee, Mom. It’s lucky this car is old. I wouldn’t want to learn in a good car.”
When I relayed this to my husband, he said a darned thing. Can’t write it all here, but the jist of it was:
“Old?! OLD?! That THIRTY-FOUR THOUSAND DOLLAR CAR is only FOUR YEARS OLD!”
To that, my daughter said, “Oh. Well, it looks old.”
To which my husband said some more darned (and unrepeatable) stuff about how she and her siblings treat it like a garbage scow and he was going to buy personalized license plates that read: MOM’S SCOW.
I said a few darned things of my own.