This is what happens when your 13-year-old son gets interested in making home movies…
I’m so proud.
Carolyn
This is what happens when your 13-year-old son gets interested in making home movies…
I’m so proud.
Carolyn
Filed under 35 symptoms of menopause, Anxiety, Humor, Marriage, Menopause, Motherhood
I got a new iPhone. Still trying to get the hang of it. Found these handy shortcuts for my generation…
BFF: Best Friend Fainted—or—Best Friend’s Funeral
BYOT: Bring your own teeth
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FYI: Found Your Insulin
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
OMG: Oh My! Gas.
ROFL…CGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing…And Can’t Get Up.
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
Carolyn
Filed under 35 symptoms of menopause, aging, Bathroom Humor, Marriage, Menopause, Motherhood
During a recent trip to the dentist, my daughter asked, “Mom, are they gonna give me a shot today?” (She is terrified of needles).
I guess I need to take a twelfth step style inventory of my compulsive sarcasm, because I simply can’t seem to resist.
“For a teeth cleaning? They’ll probably put you under.”
“No. Really. Will it hurt?”
“Not really. Unless you object to being stripped naked, told to start running and then being shot at. With a Novocain cannon.”
“Mom. Seriously. Stop.”
“Okay. It won’t be quite that bad.”
“I hate getting my teeth cleaned. I just know this is going to be awful.”
“Now, now. It’s not the teeth cleaning that’s bad. It’s when they try to pick your nose that it gets a little strange.”
“Mom! People can hear you!”
“I’m just sayin’.”
Ah. Nothing like a good trip to the dentist to get me laughing.
Carolyn
Filed under Writing