Wendy! Get Rich Quick Scheme number 197,322!!!
I am thinking of calling it Nature’s Carpet, a revolutionary new flooring manufactured with the family in mind. Envision this in your
own home. Orange cat? Nature’s Carpet will incorporate random tufts of orange hair into the weave! Have a baby? Imagine haphazard patches of mustard yellow and baby burp white! For you dog owners, muddy paw prints in chocolate and caramel brown and some ‘oopsie’ spots for the puppy years. I’m thinking the ketchup and pizza stain pattern is a must for a rumpus room. And every guy will clamor for the barf and beer stain look for his man room.
Husbands? Go ahead and take that motorcycle apart in the living room. She won’t care. Not with Nature’s Carpet’s “Garage Floor Stain” pattern.
Get that new carpet smell with the user-friendly feel. No more need to chase that wet pet through the house. Screaming at the kids over muddy boots is a thing of the past. Peace and tranquility abound as you ‘go green’ with our bark dust, rabbit droppings and moss chunks pattern.
Your friend’s will turn puce with envy!
Wendy, my family will easily be able to do all of the design work. You look into the patent deal. I’m thinkin’ we’re on to something big this time.